Found this scrap of paper lying around the castle:
List of things to do today:
1. Brood (morning session).
2. Stalk Artemi.
3. Reject female advances.
4. Gaze longingly out of window (and think about Artemi).
5. Have a good sword fight.
6. Stalk Artemi a bit more.
7. Brood (evening session).
8. Drink beer (to try and forget about Artemi).
9. Save country from advancing armies/bad king/rebellious relative whilst looking dashing on big horse.
10. Sleep (and dream of Artemi's hair).