Thursday 15 December 2011

Artemi's List

Also found this one in the servants' cellars. Looks like Artemi's hand:

1. Tell Morghiad he is an idiot.
2. Beat Sergeant Farpike in a fight.
3. Try not to look smug after beating Sergeant Farpike in a fight.
4. Wash Lord Forllan's smalls.
5. Find another way to insult Morghiad again.
6. Make magic rocks.
7. Save entire army from inevitable destruction whilst looking astonishingly beautiful, yet rather accessible.
8. Disobey someone (probably because they are an idiot).
9. Tease Lord Forllan.
10. Sleep (and dream of telling Morghiad he's an idiot).

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